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Lembit Opik

Wierd boy, crooked-faced, ex MP. Famous for...er....erm....er.....oh yeah, we remember. Yentzing a Cheeky Girl!

Punches: 6,741
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Ann Widdecombe

Doris Karloff, with a set of teeth like a row of condemned houses. With her looks, this could quite possibly be the reason why alcohol was invented!

Punches: 11,106
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Fame hungry, goofy wannabe with an ego as huge as her teeth, and now engaged to some footballer! Give it time, people will get sick of her smug, irritating mug and she'll soon disappear (we're thinking Anthea Turner here!).

Punches: 6,434
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Ricky Tomlinson

Ex trade unionist scouser with links to hardline communist activists. Makes out he's a down-to-earth, working class guy but really a Champagne Socialist.

Punches: 1,918
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Jay Leno

Motormouth yank with a chin the size of Texas!

Punches: 1,831
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Kanye West

Self-styled 'hardman' of rap (or should that be crap!). Another self-righteous, up-his-own-arse, cigar-smoking, plastic gangsta twat!

Punches: 15,796
Comments: 1

Amanda Holden

Talentless, plastic-faced dog who shagged her way onto the TV via Les Dennis (how desperate was she for fame?). Now kids itself that she's a global superstar by being a fag-hag to Cowell!

Punches: 15,268
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Tiger Woods

Not too shabby with a golf club in his hand. Mind you, neither's his ex wife judging by the state of his car windows and the fact he lost a tooth! Should've kept it in your pants, Tiger!

Punches: 3,802
Comments: 1

Brian May

This clog-wearing old hippie has had the same haircut for 40 years, and hasn't worked since Freddie turned his toes up in 1991!

Punches: 1,217
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Marco Pierre White

Bruising chef. Unlike that twat Ramsay, this guy CAN have a tear up!

Punches: 1,705
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Paris Hilton

Famous for.......??? Oh yeah, being called Hilton and forever getting caught in possession of drugs! Spoilt little bitch - she's not even a particularly good porn star.

Punches: 38,190
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Kenny Dalglish

Moaning, whinging, mumbling Jock who considers calling a black man a 'negro' is acceptable and in no way racist! Stupid, arrogant TWAT!

Punches: 33
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Brendon Cole

Smug Kiwi ballroom dancer. Deserves punching for yentzing Natasha Kaplinsky (lucky b*****d)!

Punches: 1,371
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Robbie Coltrane

We had to use a widescreen format to get this Scottish fat sod onto the page! Obviously been pigging out on too much Haggis!

Punches: 1,100
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Bruce Willis

Slap-head movie 'tough-guy'. Allegedly into wife swapping, swinging and dogging!

Punches: 4,708
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Omid Djalili

An Iranian "comic" he keeps telling us. Did he mention he's Iranian? And a "comic". Wish he'd f**k off back there, the short-arsed, unfunny Iranian twat (and take his pathetic TV adverts with him)!

Punches: 4,328
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Michael McIntyre

New kid on the block. Quite funny but already getting on peoples nerves with his irritating squeeling!

Punches: 8,711
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Bruce Forsyth

Finally got his wish/ambition to be Knighted. God knows what for - Wig wearing??!!

Punches: 10,750
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Cilla Black

This goofy, scouse monstrosety has been schreeching for the best part of 50 years in an attempt to get us to believe she can sing! Suprise Suprise..........she can't - the deranged, ginger cow!

Punches: 3,311
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Puff Daddy / P Diddy

P Dildo / Puff Donkey / Ken Doddy / Pillock Daddy or whatever this prick calls himself this week! Another cigar smoking plastic gangsta.

Punches: 6,035
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