Random Celebrities
Rebecca Loos
Especially for Victoria Beckham. Seeing as Mrs Beckham didn't take Loos to court, like she publicly threatened, this is the nearest form of retribution she'll ever get for Loos' 'affair' with Mr Beckham!
- Punches: 5,146
- Comments: 2
Abi Titmus
Ex nurse but gave up that career when she met John Leslie and became a cocaine using, bi-sexual internet porn star. Kept her uniform as a leaving present, allegedly!
- Punches: 28,446
- Comments: 0
Lee Bowyer
This geezer could start a fight with himself, in a phone box! A spiteful, nasty piece of work: horrible, ugly little runt!
- Punches: 5,085
- Comments: 1
Alan Sugar
Short-arsed, miserable, arrogant Nookie Bear look-alike with a huge chip on his shoulder - despite being worth shed-loads, and getting into The House Of Lords via the back door!
- Punches: 15,945
- Comments: 0
Ian McShane
Short-arse luvvie Lovejoy actor. Still kids himself he's 35 years old and some kinda babe-magnet!
- Punches: 1,258
- Comments: 0
Amy Childs
You'd better thank God for your looks and surgically manufactured figure darling, 'cause you certainly ain't gonna win Mastermind!
- Punches: 3,305
- Comments: 0
Antony Worrall Thompson
Cheese & Wine pilferer - got caught thieving from Tesco. Irritating, squeeky-voiced cook with a rediculous ginger beard.
- Punches: 4,060
- Comments: 0
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Trudie Styler (Mrs Sting)
Possibly the rudest, most obnoxious, arrogant cow ever! This botoxed-faced royal-groveller sacked her personal chef when she refused to travel 450 miles to cook her some pasta.......AT 3AM!! What a BITCH!
- Punches: 5,012
- Comments: 0
Gary Lucy
Ex Footballers Wives pretty boy. Thought he was the best thing ever to happen to the acting world. Wrong son, totally wrong!
- Punches: 3,047
- Comments: 0
JLS
Has there ever been a more gay looking picture of a Boy Band (especially that puny little runt on the right)? You see more macho pictures of Rent Boys in London phone boxes!!
- Punches: 8,882
- Comments: 0
Iain Dowie
My wife keeps a picture of Iain on the mantle piece at home.............it keeps the kids away from the fire!
- Punches: 2,776
- Comments: 2
Graham Norton
Totally irritating, mincing little faggot. Carved out a career by squeeling and saying oooooooooooooooohh! Must have an arsehole like a clowns pocket!
- Punches: 14,902
- Comments: 3
Trevor McDonald
Smug, racist newsreader. One called Bernard Manning a 'fat, white bastard'. We wonder how he'd react if you called him a 'skinny, black bastard'? Answers on a postcard to The EHRC!
- Punches: 1,734
- Comments: 0
Gary Rhodes
2nd rate chef with a daft haircut. Always living in the shadows of others.
- Punches: 2,109
- Comments: 0
Charlie Sheen
Tinseltown tearaway and porn-addicted wife beater. "Charlie" Sheen - you were certainly christened with the right name there son!
- Punches: 5,013
- Comments: 0
Ron Dennis
Quentin Wilson look-a-like and all round Uber-Smug git. Cheating ex-Formula 1 boss who, despite being over 60, still wears a black leather bomber jacket!
- Punches: 552
- Comments: 0
Michael McIntyre
High octane comedian who's quite funny but already getting on peoples nerves with his irritating squeeling!
- Punches: 10,418
- Comments: 1
Liam Gallagher
Big-Mouthed Mancunian "tough guy", so tough that he surrounds himself with 4 minders where ever he goes! As Peter Kay said (to his face!) at the Brit Awards - "What a Knobhead"
- Punches: 14,024
- Comments: 1