Random Celebrities
Franz Beckenbauer
Der Keiser! Arrogant, Anti-English, stinking Crout! It's a shame this site's only a 'punch in the face' - we'd love to give him Das Boot in his Jacobs!
- Punches: 2,307
- Comments: 0
Terry Wogan
Terry Wig On! Come on old son, WE all know it's a wig. Do the decent thing - stop insulting our intelligence and own up!
- Punches: 5,066
- Comments: 1
Robbie Coltrane
We had to use a widescreen format to get this Scottish fat sod onto the page! Obviously been pigging out on too much Haggis!
- Punches: 1,102
- Comments: 0
Princess Anne The Princess Royal
One of the better pictures of Anne. She'd just left the dentist.
- Punches: 2,941
- Comments: 0
Brian May
This clog-wearing old hippie has had the same haircut for 40 years, and hasn't worked since Freddie turned his toes up in 1991!
- Punches: 1,251
- Comments: 0
Justin Lee Collins
Hairy, fat, unfunny twat! Turns out this 'comedian' is an insecure bully who bashes his girlfriends. We're having 'good times' by smashing his rounded, whiskered, smug face in!
- Punches: 8,540
- Comments: 0
Peter Kenyon
Uncle Fester look-a-like and professional Abramovich arse-kisser.
- Punches: 2,081
- Comments: 0
Robert Kilroy-Silk
Perma-tanned berk. This fella ought to make his political mind up. Started out as a Leftie in Labour - ends up as a right-winger in UKIP. Too much sun has addled his brain.
- Punches: 2,504
- Comments: 1
Jacqui Smith
You must be a great shag Jacqui. Rather than go to bed with you, your husband sits up all night watching porn movies and jerking his jerry!
- Punches: 11,310
- Comments: 2
Dominic Littlewood
Annoying little bald munchkin and former 2nd-Hand Car Dealer. Another cockney fraud. Talks like an Eastender but comes from Essex. Twat!
- Punches: 30,932
- Comments: 1
Jack Tweed
More like Jack WEED. Puny little runt who, only when drunk, picks fights with little boys or old men! Tell us Jack, do you style your hair like that - or are you going bald at such a young age!?
- Punches: 4,756
- Comments: 0
Paul O Grady
Another professional Scouser......bangs on about Liverpool and the scousers "wacky sense of humour" but made himself a few quid and moved to Kent!. Paul, if Liverpool's so good - go back and live there!
- Punches: 3,616
- Comments: 1
Gary Lineker
Mr goody-two-shoes with his whitened teeth. He hasn't done too bad for a Crisp Salesman. Just look at that gorgeous old c**k-sucker he's married. Lucky, jug-eared twat!
- Punches: 3,894
- Comments: 0
Blake Fielder-Civil
Who is this prat? He keeps cropping up but the only reason we can find for this is because of who he was married to! Total drugged-up waste of space!
- Punches: 4,537
- Comments: 1
Brendon Cole
Smug Kiwi ballroom dancer. Deserves punching for yentzing Natasha Kaplinsky (lucky b*****d)!
- Punches: 1,442
- Comments: 0
Alan Sugar
Short-arsed, miserable, arrogant Nookie Bear look-alike with a huge chip on his shoulder - despite being worth shed-loads, and getting into The House Of Lords via the back door!
- Punches: 15,945
- Comments: 0
Liam Gallagher
Big-Mouthed Mancunian "tough guy", so tough that he surrounds himself with 4 minders where ever he goes! As Peter Kay said (to his face!) at the Brit Awards - "What a Knobhead"
- Punches: 14,024
- Comments: 1
