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Punch Mike Ashley!

Reason For Adding: One for the Toon Army. Not only did he appoint Dennis Wise and ruin your club, he's also changed the name of your sacred St James Park! Money-grabbing fat Prat.

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Nev 28

ha ha ! thanks Tinks for telling iz aboot this...its a pity it wont make a blind bit of difference to him staying at the club ! xx.

Tinks

my god its soooooo adictive! almost as good ad bejewelled blitz...damn shame I couldnt get my bloody hands on him and rip his testicles off via his throat.

Anonymous

ahhhhhh and relax!!

nufc4life

a blame ashley for wor bobby. he's a mackem in disguise

Anonymous

I bet his missus is on this site every morning after he gans to work.

Anonymous

spend some money are sell the club and go back to London

Anonymous

I hope your next s**t is a hedgehog you fat b*****d!!!!!!

chris1975NUFC

Take that u fat cun7 how dare u wear that shirt

karlnufc

fat cockney b*****d i just wish it was for real

kthecat

T.W.A.T.!!!!!

geordie

fat c**t

i hate smbs

its a pitty i couldnt do it for real

Geordie Jarra Jim

Where's the baseball bat? I want to **** him up even more!

Anonymous

stupid gay d***k

Anonymous

feel much better now

fat ****

Kaka

BANG. 606.

Coloccini 4 The Conference

Another one from 606.

CHAMPIONS9hip)

Take that and that and that x 1 million you f**king horrible horrible c**t

This is better than therapy

Rokkudan

here's one from all at 606!

Fat controller

I can't even feel it you bunch of northern tw*ts, put some weight behind it!!!

shearyadi

Fells soooo goooooooooooodddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

john henry

I'd rather "Timpson's in the head" him

bigbird

that was good been wanting to do that for a long time

geordie_wells

nothing in my life has felt bettere

Anonymous

how good did that feel? bllody amazing

Happy Mackem

Pay no attention and stick in there son. We all love you.

Anonymous

All hail Mike Ashley, hes doing a great job! Keep up the good work marra!

Roppa

Am coming to get you !!!!!!!!

Lee of Gateshead University

Take that you small-minded twat!
And that, ye vindictive egotistical national joke.

you night ted

i bursted the fat mug to jim!

booba

shame its not my real hand :DDDD

Anonymous

He is the best thing to happen for the Mackems

Anonymous

Twatt

Magpiejim

cant swear !!!!

Derek Llambsarse

I am jealous I want one too

Magpiejim

God that felt so f**kin good !!!!!!!! smashed up FCB face !!!

Jimmy from Benton

I bursted his mush big style

Anonymous

Ashley=Hater
Best default Home-Page. Perfect way to start the day`s work.

Mrs Ashley

Son I've never had so much fun in years, only hit you 3000 times in the last visit, but your dad's kicking me off in a minute as he wants to smack you just like he used to. pity it never worked, ps gran is coming round for the first time in 4 years as she wants a go

Anonymous

BEST COMPUTER GAME EVER HOPE IT WORKS LIKE A VODOO DOLL

Lins

Come the revolution you will be first against the wall followed closely by that other fat illegimate that preceded you.

strike

wot an absolute b*****d

Vince

and I thought I was going to have a boring day

Anonymous

get out of our club, get ut of our club. you fat cockney b*****d get out of our club

Grantastuta

Haven't had this much fun in ages, upper cut ,upper cut ,right hook, left hook, poke him in the eye. he he he he he he ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Shearer

hey guys lets kick him in the nuts next

Anonymous

happy smash his face in while his daughter is in the corner naked after tickling me balls

Ginola

Re: "can we find a game where we kick him in the balls"
No- he doesn't have any!!

Anon

I get the impression that this bloke isn't liked!

Anonymous

love the punching game cant wait to meet him in public ha ha ha