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Punch Sting (Gordon Sumner)!

Reason For Adding: This plastic eco-warrior reckons he can bang his missus for 5 hours without blowing his beans. I know how he feels - my wife's no oil painting either!

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sunday4sammy

Roll up, roll up! Come and see all the rent-a-geordie luvvies and that jack-in-the-box piper woman at the city hall. will sumner turn up? maybe if the money's right.

Anonymous

Has now taken to singing Northumbrian songs in an American accent, then putting on a comedy Geordie accent for the dialect words. As convincing as Maggie Thatcher singing the Red Flag!

Anon

Getting on the "I hate Mike Ashley - I'm Newcastle through and through" bandwagon. Pr**k lives in Wiltshire!!!!

Anonymous

Only a Geordie when it suits him!